Short Joke for the Day !
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow isgrazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
Susie : Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today !
Daddy :That's great, Sweetheart, come in to the living room and tell me about it.
Susie : Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science."
14 3 comments:
haha.. buat joke yang pertama ma yg kedua.. pecat aja de itu pekerjanya.. haha..
yg trakhir.. hmm.. kyknya bisa di contoh tuh.. =P
yang pentingkan 100... hehehe..jangan dicontoh tapi diterapkan hehehe
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