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BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!

HOW MANY MAN?
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.
I didn't see any picture!
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

MOM'S DEAD
Mr. Bean : (CRYING) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : What now?
Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!

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Aura Rosena said...

Hahaha, I think Mr. Bean is always quiet on the movie or it just a name in this post for making it funnier?
Actually, It's refreshing my mind. Good post and humor. :)

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penyewaan genset said...

haha It's funny..
I think mr. Bean is just in the movies or series

penyewaan genset said...

It's funny. I think mr. Bean is just in movie and series.

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I like Mr.Bean. He is a funny man

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