PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS
Professors of different subjects define the same word indifferent ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris musclesin the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vitalstatistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it isapplicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
14 7 comments:
haha bner bgt dah :p
So can I get your kiss??
haha
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